The Blood of Olympus
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(Art by storylinecaroline)

One awesome relationship I’m so glad we got to see develop in The House of Hades was that between in Piper and Hazel. 

Talk about girl power.  It must be hard, being the minority gender on one ship you can’t leave.  I’m sure they found lots to relate about, from complaining about the boys/making fun of their boyfriends, to more important things- like Percy and Annabeth’s painful absence, the impending war, and daily monster fights.

It’s also a great way to bridge that Roman-Greek gap.  A divide that has existed since the original Rome is filled every day on the Argo 2, and I think that’s awesome.

Piper and Hazel are able to teach each other and help them out.  Hazel helps Piper become a better sword fighter, and Piper helps Hazel with her Mist, which turns out to be not so different from charmspeak. 

Can’t wait to see these lovely ladies at it again in The Blood of Olympus!  With Annabeth again, thank the gods.

Fanfic where Jason is in a love triangle between Piper and a Brick, Frank is in one with Hazel and Chinese Handcuffs, Hazel is ALSO in one with Frank and Chicken Nuggets, Leo is being carried bridesmaid style by Buford, Piper is talking with a flirty Festus, and Percabeth is being Percabeth while looking for Riptide and the Yankee Cap, who are on a date? Never seen that done.

thegreekfiles:

annabethisterrified:

i quit

I asked annabethisterrified to try this and she quit, so now I feel like I must complete my mission and do this. Wow my second crack fic I’m going crazy. Characters may or may not be OOC.

The Crazy Inhabitants of the Argo Two

Jason sat on his bed, sighing as he took out Brookette. 

"Oh, Brookette. What am I supposed to do? I love Piper, but I also love you." Jason said, caressing the brick’s imaginary hair.

Jason smiled as he heard Brookettes voice, which was of course, in his head.

"Yes, Brookette. I’ll marry Piper through the law, and you through the church! What a wonderful idea!" Jason exclaimed, making out with Brookette.

Meanwhile, Piper was on deck being flirted with.

Piper giggled. “Oh, Festus. How sweet, but I have a boyfriend who I really love. I don’t cheat or break hearts. I’m sure Leo will make you a nice female dragon one day, though.”

After a few creaks and squeaks, Piper sighed. “I know that’s what you like about me. You told me a million times.”

It only took two words for Piper to break. “Jason is NOT cheating on me. How dare you says that.” Although Piper said that confidently, she actually caught Jason on second base with a brick.

Festus suggested something. “Your right Festus. Maybe I should get payback.”

In the diner room, Frank was having a romantic dinner with some Chinese Handcuffs.

"Oh, Cindy, you’re the only one who gets me." Frank sighed.

As if “Cindy” had spoken to him, Frank got tears in his eyes.

"Yes, I love Hazel too. What am I supposed to do. Oh, I know. I think I’ll go to couple’s therapy with you guys. Come on." Frank picked up Cindy and ran to Hazel’s room.

"Hazel, I have an- Woah! Aren’t you supposed to eat those?" Frank exclaimed, covering his eyes from the horrific scene.

Hazel had no shirt on, and it was as if a chicken nugget was on her shoulder and neck, giving her “kisses”.

"Frank! Oh dear. It’s not what it seems." Hazel said.

"So a chicken nugget isn’t giving you "kisses" on your neck and shoulder while you sit there moaning?" Frank asked.

"Oh, then it’s exactly what is seems." Hazel replied, blushing furiously while putting her shirt back on.

"That’s it! Leo is landing this ship right now and we are going to couple’s therapy!” Frank exclaimed, taking Hazel, the chicken nugget, and Cindy.

They entered the engine room to find Leo being carried by Buford the table. Bridesmaid style.

"What the Hades, Leo!" Hazel said. Leo turned to find his two friends staring at him.

 ”It’s not what it looks like! Buford was teaching me how to carry someone bridesmaid style!” Leo said, getting off Buford.

"Why would you want to learn?" Frank asked.

"Is it because of that Calypso girl?" Hazel said, raising an eyebrow.

Frank gasped. “You met Calypso! Why didn’t you tell us?”

Leo chuckled nervously. “I was going to tell the whole crew, but I told Hazel and Piper first.”

Frank rolled his eyes. “Okay then. Well, we need to land this ship. Near a therapist office, preferably.”

"Aye aye, sir." Leo said, going heading towards the upper deck with the rest.

Percy and Annabeth were in the stables, looking around

"Percy, where did you last put Riptide?" Annabeth asked.

"In my pocket! Where did you last put your Yankees Cap?"  Percy said, throwing a haystack aside.

"On my desk, Seaweed Brain! Where else?" Annabeth replied, looking in a stall.

The two kept searching, the occasional kiss happening. 

Finally, Annabeth decided to check the last stall. That’s where they found Riptide and The Yankee Cap on a blanket, in a “cuddling” position.

Percy’s jaw fell to the ground. “What. The. Dam. Hades.”

Just then, they heard a scream from the deck.

"PIPER, WHY ARE YOU KISSING FESTUS?"

missyserendipity:

"We kissed once when we were like 14. It meant nothing."

missyserendipity:

"We kissed once when we were like 14. It meant nothing."

Oh Iris please accept my offering. *mystical stuff* Hi! I was wondering if it's not too much trouble, if you could please write some fan fiction for my birthday about Percy and Annabeth? It would mean the world to me you are amazingly talented xx thank you :)
Anonymous

Happy birthday! 

"So."

Percy narrowed his eyes at Annabeth, folding his arms across his chest.

"…so what?" he asks innocently.

"You know perfectly well."  She huffed, closing his cabin door behind her.

"I’m getting better, Annabeth.  I pro-"

"Shh!" she hissed urgently. "No more promises, Seaweed Brian.  Pluto’s pauldrons, what part don’t you get?"

"Right," he nodded obediently.  "No more promises."

"Just til this stupid prophecy figures itself out, okay?"

"Yeah," Percy muttered.  "But I don’t know how much longer we can just..can jus-"

"I know," Her voice was soft now.  "Neither do I.  But, Percy, if they know what we really feel like?  They’ll never trust us with anything.  We can’t just force all this on them, not now."

"So what?" Percy paced the room, agitation spreading through his veins.  "Every night we pretend everything is handy-dandy, then we wake up, and pretend the nightmares never came?"

Annabeth threw her arms in the air in exasperation.  ”What choice do we have?”

He slumped down on the bed, defeated.  ”I don’t know.”

Annabeth sighed, sitting beside him.  She put her head on his shoulder, wrapping her arms around him.  ”We can get through this.”

No reply.  

"We have to," she continued.  "We always have before."

"Yeah, well, before we didn’t have to deal with-"  His voice cracked.  "Annabeth, I don’t think I can do this.  I just feel so angry, all the time, and I don’t know what to do with it and I can’t keep hiding it from the others.  I’m afraid that they’re scared of…”

”..of you?” 

He nodded silently.  

"Your enemies are.  With good reason," she played with his messy hair.  "But our friends love you.  And anyone who loves you feels safe around you.  Trust me-  I would know."

He met her eyes.  ”Oh, really?”

She smiled slowly.  ”Yes.  Really.”

"Hmm…" he mused, drawing her closer.  "Can you prove that?"

"I would love to,”  she laughed, moving her lips from his neck, to his jaw, and finally to his mouth.

The rest of them didn’t see much of Percy or Annabeth the rest of the afternoon.  But that night at dinner, at last, they saw the glint of Percy’s smile finally light up his whole face.

olympoop:

"As dangerous as it is to head to Athens, they have no other option. They have sacrificed too much already. And if Gaea wakes, it is game over."

seawedebrain:

WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO US

seawedebrain:

WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO US

honeyjadecrab:

Rachel Elizabeth Dare

honeyjadecrab:

Rachel Elizabeth Dare

blondie-b-happy:

After reading the tragedies that Cassie Clare has put us through, I think there is reason enough for me to be freaking terrified that Rick retweeted this

blondie-b-happy:

After reading the tragedies that Cassie Clare has put us through, I think there is reason enough for me to be freaking terrified that Rick retweeted this

nymfadoratonks:

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meabhd:

amyheroesofolympus12 asked for fluffy Jason and Piper so here you are darling! I think this will be the last request until at least Hallowe’en break.

meabhd:

amyheroesofolympus12 asked for fluffy Jason and Piper so here you are darling! I think this will be the last request until at least Hallowe’en break.